A Few Good Elves
Toy Soldier Saga, Book One
by Diane Morrison
Genre: Science fantasy, military science fiction, space opera, epic fantasy,
dark fantasy, blackpowder fantasy
Publisher: Aradia Publishing
Date of Publication: September 7, 2021
ISBN Ebook 978-1-9995757-5-5
ISBN
Hardcover 978-1-9995757-4-8
ISBN
Paperback 978-1-9995757-3-1
ASIN: B09D79BJW1
Number of pages: 490
Word Count: 155k
Cover Artist: Cayotica
A dark blackpowder fantasy military space opera
Book Description:
Toy Soldier: A derogatory slang term for
an elven marine.
Battles great and terrible, small and bitter, raged across Known Space as the
wars of Elves and Orcs played out their legacy of hatred across the stars
themselves. Epics would be written, songs would be sung; but wars are fought by
real people with loves and families and homes.
All Shaundar Sunfall ever wanted to be was a Star-Pilot. Raised on his father's
ship, he has found an affinity for the stars -- although as a mixed-race elf
and a bit of troublemaker, he often runs afoul of his commanding officers.
Now the orcs have returned to once again wage war on their ancient enemies. The
fate of his people is at stake. Although he is too young, Shaundar lies about
his age to join up. But he is about to learn that no matter what the sagas say,
war is no great adventure.
A bit like what would happen if Horatio Hornblower met the Honorverse, met Lord
of the Rings, met Game of Thrones, A Few Good Elves is part naval adventure,
part high fantasy, part space opera, and part war novel.
CW: graphic violence, sexual violence, torture, war, genocide
Book Trailer: https://youtu.be/7LG4_Jp9yfw
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Excerpt:
All about on the decks of the Queen’s Dirk, the crew were running and
screaming. There were too many dead and wounded to count, and the Chiurgeons
had elves spread out over the tables in the mess, the garden, even the Captain’s
bed.
Shaundar sensed Lieutenant
Sylria on the remains of the fo’c’sle, now mostly a debris field, commanding
the mages to ready spells and the weapons crews to continue their attack. He
could also see the gravity well of the Vengeance, just now coming about on
their starboard side, though he was certain that it had been much longer than
they needed.
“I have the helm!” Shaundar
cried.
“Get us out of here,
Shaundar!”
He turned his head and studied
the rapidly oncoming Balorian ship through both the hole in the starboard wall,
and Queenie’s senses. Even with Sylria’s magical boost, he knew this to be
hopeless.
“I can’t do it, Sylria,” he
said in a hollow voice. “They’re just too fast.”
Sylria looked down at her feet for a long moment. She squared her shoulders. “Then
we shall die with honour.”
Shaundar nodded. Amazingly,
there was no fear, just sadness, that he would not see his family or Narissa
again. “Sails, evasive manoeuvres!” Shaundar commanded. “Hard down!”
As the insectoid ship neared,
it closed those claw-like limbs to grapple them. But under Shaundar’s power and
direction, they dodged the attempt. Shaundar saw a whole army of armoured
Balorian warriors pour out onto the deck and stand to the rails.
Sylria shrieked, “Mages,
fire!” and she let off a lightning bolt herself. There were only a couple of
elves left alive topside to obey Sylria’s command, but they responded. Flames
and electricity washed over the orcs, enough that it stopped them in their
tracks and aborted their boarding attempt.
“Bring ‘er about,” Shaundar
ordered. “Hard astarboard!”
Queenie answered sluggishly with all the shorn rigging and shorthanded crew,
but she came back around. As they swooped back towards each other, Sylria’s
command rang out. Defiantly, the Queen’s Dirk fired another volley.
The Balorians greeted it with
a broadside of their own as they both swung starboard at the last moment. The
larboard ballistae both missed, but two of the three others dented the hull.
The third pierced it once more on their larboard side with a ringing tear of
sheet metal.
Their catapult did not fire at all. Whether it was because it was damaged, or
because there were too few crew left to man it, Shaundar would never know.
The decapitated Vengeance had
only one gun it could bring to bear on the pass, but it fired that larboards
bombard at point blank range. The fo’c’sle simply collapsed like a sandcastle.
Sylria was swallowed into the sinkhole. Shaundar roared in horror and pain but
could not hear his own voice in the overwhelming noise.
There was no sail crew left to
command, but hoping against hope, Shaundar bellowed anyway,
“Hard aport!” The mizzenmast
was shorn away, and he knew it, but knowing there was nothing else to be done,
he yelled out, “Prepare to ram! All hands brace for impact!” just as Garan had
attempted.
He didn’t flinch as the
Queen’s Dirk collided head-on with her foe.
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How to Read and Enjoy Classic Science
Fiction
By Diane Morrison
I realized
a couple of years back now that I was lacking in some of the major early
influences of science fiction. I
discovered an imprint called the SF Masterworks, and while there are valid
criticisms of this list itself (the most significant being how few women and
PoC it features) I decided I would read the entire list from start to finish.
I
established a Goodreads book club and a reading challenge at Worlds Without
End. I decided in consultation with
others who were interested in joining me that I would read one a month, every
month, until it was done. I think at
that time I calculated it would take me about five years to finish, but I was
okay with that.
I think
I’m the only one in the book club still doggedly doing this. But I’ve learned quite a lot already, and I
still have several years to go, and I’m enjoying myself. However, there’s a catch. Often, classic science fiction has numerous
elements that feel so dated it’s hard to imagine how they might still be
relevant, and if they are, they might be hard to tolerate for their backwards
attitudes.
I think
I’ve found the solution. It’s simple: I
treat them as though they’re taking place in an alternate universe. This solves many of the innate problems that
modern people who try to read classic sci-fi encounter. Here’s how:
Dated
Social Attitudes (Dated psychology, bigotry)
Dated
Technology (Lack of computers, hardwired computers, no cell phones)
Dated
Science (Dated astrophysics, biology)
Catching
Up with the Timeline
Dated
Politics
Dated Literary
Techniques (Adjectives & adverbs, dialogue tags, accents, creating their
own slang & fashion)
About the Author:
Diane Morrison lives with her partners in the Okanagan Valley, BC, where she
was born and raised. She has been published in SFF markets such as Terra! Tara!
Terror!, Air & Nothingness Press, and Cossmass Infinities. Under her pen
name “Sable Aradia” she is a successful Pagan author, a musician, and a Twitch
streamer and podcaster. She likes pickles and bluegrass, and hates
talking about herself.